derinthescarletpescatarian:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

rogueddie:

the temptation to write a body swap au where eddie survives s4 but he and steve really were antagonistic, but it only shows after because eddie sees steve as the spoilt rich kid who has no right to complain about his parents when they gave him everything he ever wanted.

some vecna upside down magic nonsense happens and it’s 1984 and eddie is in steves body and steve is in eddies. and at first, it’s kinda funny. they’re just waiting for that timelines eleven and the gang to figure it out… but the trauma jumps out.

bc wayne is amazing. he just does his best to be there. especially when steve tries to use the excuse that he’s just having a rough time. wayne takes a weekend off and insists on steve staying home. they have a movie night and its… lovely. it breaks steves heart a little, to feel how loved eddie is.

but eddie is having an actual rough time. he half-asses trying to fit in as steve for the first few days, but when steves parents come home? eddie is not only horrified, he’s scared. steves house isn’t safe when his parents are home and, until eddie starts to “behave like a man”, they’re refusing to go anywhere.

eddie nearly cries with relief when he finally wakes up in his own body. steve thinks it’s hilarious, thinks he’s exaggerating for a joke.

but eddie has decided to make it his mission to make sure steve still gets the love he’s clearly been missing out on. he makes it his mission to undo any pain his parents gave him. he even snaps at dustin, when he makes the same jokes eddie did about steve being spoilt.

emyn-arnens:

Gosh I just love book Legolas. He’s immortal. He’s a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he’s average and won’t draw attention to the Fellowship. He’s the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he’s, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

dingdongyouarewrong:

japanese ね / canadian eh / british innit are all holding hands & getting breakfast together. if you even care

maximumsunshine:

Can this poll end on exactly 69,420 votes. Not notes, votes.

Of course

Yes

Maybe?

No

Hahaha funny number but no

Max you’ve been here 10+ years you know better

Vanilla Extract will equally help and hurt

Button

Another Button

Jesus with the buttons Max

Unfortunately, this will require reblogs.

notb0p:

sygol:

this is poetry to me

scribblecate:

scribblecate:

Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it

I forgot that the cat can hear shit

drenched-in-sunlight:

He was a punk she did ballet: ❌

He and she are both punks and have a crush on a same art baby: ✅

caffstrink:

Fucking hate this game

badbucky:

Jamie ‘Lynx Dealer’ Tartt